bethany lynn

Girl deodorants are getting a little redic. My armpits do not need to smell like cucumbers and green tea.

albinwonderland:

more like Superman: Man of Steals my heart

gaywolf:

I hope Derek develops a crush on Ms. Blake and he is very awkward and stumbles over his words and blushes around her and avoids eye contact and leaves her presents on her desk like apples and flowers that don’t quite go together (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

I don’t know if anyone is watching this show Twisted on ABC Family, but

Damn

Danny

You

Fine

lameborghini:

why would i wear pants when i could not wear pants

life-needs-equality:

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

brilliant

darlinglahey:

[pushes glasses down to the bridge of my nose] [leans across desk] [pyramid hands] we’re here to talk about isaac lahey

buttduchess:

i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849